SFFL Draft 2004
Franchise Players Trades
Enron Chicano Pride The Blackouts 1 Offseason KNOW YOUR DAMN ROLES traded Marvin Harrison, WR, Indianapolis and their 2nd round pick of the
1 Byron Leftwich, QB, Jacksonville Matt Hasselbeck, QB, Seattle Chad Pennington, QB, NY Jets 2004 SFFL Draft (#16 overall) to BATESIAN MIMICRY for Torry Holt, WR, St. Louis
2 LaDainian Tomlinson, RB, San Diego Tom Brady, QB, New England Edgerrin James, RB, Indianapolis
3 Jamal Lewis, RB, Baltimore Carson Palmer, QB, Cincinnati Jimmy Smith, WR, Jacksonville 2 Last Season ENRON dealt Priest Holmes, RB, Kansas City and their 3rd round pick of the 2003 SFFL Draft (#34
4 Onterrio Smith, RB, Minnesota Shaun Alexander, RB, Seattle Peerless Price, WR, Atlanta overall) to THE ARCH ANGELS in exchange for Torry Holt, WR, St. Louis and their 1st round pick of
5 Andre Johnson, WR, Houston Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Andre Davis, WR, Cleveland the 2003 SFFL Draft (#1 overall) with the understanding that if THE ARCH ANGELS should draw either
6 Charles Rogers, WR, Detroit Terry Glenn, WR, Dallas Buccaneers Defense the #1, #2 or #3 overall draft pick in the 2004 SFFL Draft, then THE ARCH ANGELS and ENRON will
7 Tony Gonzalez, TE, Kansas City swap draft picks in the 1st round unless ENRON draws a draft pick ahead of THE ARCH ANGELS
The Ho Train Wide Right Know Your Damn Roles 3 Preseason KNOW YOUR DAMN ROLES traded Willis McGahee, RB, Buffalo and their 1st and 3rd round picks of the
1 Brad Johnson, QB, Tampa Bay Marc Bulger, QB, St. Louis Daunte Culpepper, QB, Minnesota 2004 SFFL Draft (#9 and #32 overall) to DUBYA for Corey Dillon, RB, New England and their 3rd
2 Michael Bennett, RB, Minnesota Deuce McAllister, RB, New Orleans Ahman Green, RB, Green Bay round pick of the 2004 SFFL Draft (#34 overall)
3 Stephen Davis, RB, Carolina Chris Brown, RB, Tennessee Willis McGahee, RB, Buffalo
4 Randy Moss, WR, Minnesota Eric Moulds, WR, Buffalo Torry Holt, WR, St. Louis
5 Derrick Mason, WR, Tennessee Ashley Lelie, WR, Denver Terrell Owens, WR, Philadelphia
6 Marcus Pollard, TE, Indianapolis Dolphins Defense Todd Heap, TE, Baltimore
The Arch Angels Back In Time Dubya
1 Priest Holmes, RB, Kansas City Steve McNair, QB, Tennessee Brett Favre, QB, Green Bay
2 Tiki Barber, RB, NY Giants Trent Green, QB, Kansas City Joey Harrington, QB, Detroit
3 Plaxico Burress, WR, Pittsburgh Domanick Davis, RB, Houston Corey Dillon, RB, New England
4 Amani Toomer, WR, NY Giants Rudi Johnson, RB, Cincinnati Charlie Garner, RB, Tampa Bay
5 Antonio Gates, TE, San Diego Laveranues Coles, WR, Washington Hines Ward, WR, Pittsburgh
6 Patriots Defense Anquan Boldin, WR, Arizona Chad Johnson, WR, Cincinnati
Batesian Mimicry The Lonely Pimpin Punters The Tampons
1 Michael Vick, QB, Atlanta Donovan McNabb, QB, Philadelphia Peyton Manning, QB, Indianapolis
2 Kevan Barlow, RB, San Francisco Clinton Portis, RB, Washington Fred Taylor, RB, Jacksonville
3 Keyshawn Johnson, WR, Dallas Curtis Martin, RB, NY Jets Travis Henry, RB, Buffalo
4 Marvin Harrison, WR, Indianapolis Santana Moss, WR, NY Jets William Green, RB, Cleveland
5 Jeremy Shockey, TE, NY Giants Darrell Jackson, WR, Seattle Koren Robinson, WR, Seattle
6 Eagles Defense Alge Crumpler, TE, Atlanta Randy McMichael, TE, Miami
Round 1
1 Kellen Winslow, Jr., Cleveland TE The Blackouts
2 Tatum Bell, RB, Denver RB Left Behind
3 Aaron Brooks, New Orleans QB The Lonely Pimpin Punters
4 Larry Fitzgerald, Arizona WR The Tampons
5 Steven Jackson, St. Louis RB Chicano Pride
6 Kevin Jones, Detroit RB Enron
7 Reggie Williams, Jacksonville WR Wide Right
8 Brian Westbrook, Philadelphia RB The Arch Angels
9 Lee Suggs, Cleveland RB Dubya (From Trade 3)
10 Eli Manning, NY Giants QB The Ho Train
11 Marcel Shipp, Arizona RB Dubya
12 Eddie George, Dallas RB Batesian Mimicry
Round 2
13 Donte Stallworth, New Orleans WR Batesian Mimicry
14 Ravens Defense Team D Dubya
15 Steve Smith, Carolina WR The Ho Train
16 Rashuan Woods, San Francisco WR Batesian Mimicry (From Trade 1)
17 David Carr, Houston QB The Arch Angels
18 Julius Jones, Dallas RB Wide Right
19 Raiders Defense Team D Enron
20 Brandon Lloyd, San Francisco WR Chicano Pride
21 Roy Williams, Detroit WR The Tampons
22 Joe Horn, New Orleans WR The Lonely Pimpin Punters
23 Cowboys Defense Team D Left Behind
24 Thomas Jones, Chicago RB The Blackouts
Round 3
25 Boo Williams, New Orleans TE Left Behind
26 Mike Vanderjagt, Indianapolis K The Lonely Pimpin Punters
27 Jerry Porter, Oakland WR The Tampons
28 Panthers Defense Team D Chicano Pride
29 Javon Walker, Green Bay WR Enron
30 Travis Minor, Miami RB The Blackouts
31 Justin McCareins, NY Jets WR The Arch Angels
32 L.J. Smith, Philadelphia TE Dubya (From Trade 3)
33 T.J. Duckett, Atlanta RB The Ho Train
34 Quentin Griffin, Denver RB Know Your Damn Roles
35 Duce Staley, Pittsburgh RB Batesian Mimicry
36 DeShaun Foster, Carolina RB Wide Right
Round 4
37 Chris Chambers, Miami WR Wide Right
38 Itula Mili, Seattle TE Batesian Mimicry
39 David Akers, Philadelphia K Dubya
40 Jeff Wilkins, St. Louis K The Ho Train
41 Rod Smith, Denver WR Know Your Damn Roles
42 Ryan Longwell, Green Bay K The Arch Angels
43 David Boston, Miami WR The Blackouts
44 Teyo Johnson, Oakland TE Enron
45 Jed Weaver, Denver TE Chicano Pride
46 Freddie Jones, Arizona TE The Tampons
47 Garrison Hearst, Denver RB The Lonely Pimpin Punters
48 Keenan McCardell, Tampa Bay WR Left Behind
Round 5
49 Marty Booker, Chicago WR The Lonely Pimpin Punters
50 Bills Defense Team D The Tampons
51 Peter Warrick, Cincinnati WR Chicano Pride
52 Marcus Robinson, Minnesota WR Enron
53 Jason Elam, Denver K The Blackouts
54 Justin Fargas, Oakland RB Left Behind
55 Josh McCown, Arizona QB Know Your Damn Roles
56 Titans Defense Team D The Ho Train
57 Isaac Bruce, St. Louis WR Dubya
58 Chester Taylor, Baltimore RB Batesian Mimicry
59 Dallas Clark, Indianapolis TE Wide Right
60 Mark Brunell, Washington QB The Arch Angels
Round 6
61 Larry Johnson, Kansas City RB The Arch Angels
62 Philip Rivers, San Diego QB Wide Right
63 Drew Bledsoe, Buffalo QB Batesian Mimicry
64 David Givens, New England WR Dubya
65 Reggie Wayne, Indianapolis WR The Ho Train
66 Falcons Defense Team D Know Your Damn Roles
67 Antwaan Randle-El, Pittsburgh WR Left Behind
68 Warrick Dunn, Atlanta RB The Blackouts
69 Ricky Williams, Free Agent RB Enron
70 Emmitt Smith, Arizona RB Chicano Pride
71 Anthony Thomas, Chicago RB The Tampons
72 Donald Driver, Green Bay WR The Lonely Pimpin Punters
Round 7
73 Adam Vinatieri, New England K The Tampons
74 Joey Galloway, Tampa Bay WR Chicano Pride
75 Morten Anderson, Kansas City K Enron
76 Drew Bennett, Tennessee WR The Blackouts
77 Michael Jenkins, Atlanta WR Left Behind
78 Chris Perry, Cincinnati RB The Lonely Pimpin Punters
79 Quincy Carter, Dallas QB The Ho Train
80 Lee Evans, Buffalo WR Dubya
81 Ron Dayne, NY Giants RB Batesian Mimicry
82 Josh Brown, Seattle K Wide Right
83 Tyrone Calico, Tennessee WR The Arch Angels
84 Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh QB Know Your Damn Roles
Round 8
85 Quincy Morgan, Cleveland WR Know Your Damn Roles
86 Kevin Johnson, Baltimore WR The Arch Angels
87 Jake Plummer, Denver QB Wide Right
88 Sebastian Janikowski, Oakland K Batesian Mimicry
89 Daniel Graham, New England TE Dubya
90 Jerry Rice, Oakland WR The Ho Train
91 Colts Defense Team D The Lonely Pimpin Punters
92 Deion Branch, New England WR Left Behind
93 Rod Gardner, Washington WR The Blackouts
94 Vikings Defense Team D Enron
95 Jay Feely, Atlanta K Chicano Pride
96 Jake Delhomme, Carolina QB The Tampons
Round 9
97 Ike Hilliard, NY Giants WR Chicano Pride
98 Aaron Elling, Minnesota K Enron
99 Kerry Collins, Oakland QB The Blackouts
100 Rex Grossman, Chicago QB Left Behind
101 Dante Hall, Kansas City WR The Lonely Pimpin Punters
102 Rams Defense Team D The Tampons
103 Drew Henson, Dallas QB Dubya
104 Antowain Smith, Tennessee RB Batesian Mimicry
105 Jason Witten, Dallas TE Wide Right
106 Correll Buckhalter, Philadelphia RB The Arch Angels
107 Greg Jones, Jacksonville RB Know Your Damn Roles
108 LaBrandon Toefield, Jacksonville RB The Ho Train
Round 10
109 Kurt Warner, NY Giants QB The Ho Train
110 Najeh Davenport, Green Bay RB Know Your Damn Roles
111 Tommy Maddox, Pittsburgh QB The Arch Angels
112 Michael Clayton, Tampa Bay WR Wide Right
113 Forfeited Batesian Mimicry
114 Forfeited Dubya
115 Travis Taylor, Baltimore WR The Tampons
116 Matt Fordyce, Arizona K The Lonely Pimpin Punters
117 Moe Williams, Minnesota RB Left Behind
118 Tyrone Wheatley, Oakland RB The Blackouts
119 Forfeited Enron
120 Lamar Gordon, St. Louis RB Chicano Pride