| SFFL Draft 2004 | |||||||
| Franchise Players | Trades | ||||||
| Enron | Chicano Pride | The Blackouts | 1 | Offseason | KNOW YOUR DAMN ROLES traded Marvin Harrison, WR, Indianapolis and their 2nd round pick of the | ||
| 1 | Byron Leftwich, QB, Jacksonville | Matt Hasselbeck, QB, Seattle | Chad Pennington, QB, NY Jets | 2004 SFFL Draft (#16 overall) to BATESIAN MIMICRY for Torry Holt, WR, St. Louis | |||
| 2 | LaDainian Tomlinson, RB, San Diego | Tom Brady, QB, New England | Edgerrin James, RB, Indianapolis | ||||
| 3 | Jamal Lewis, RB, Baltimore | Carson Palmer, QB, Cincinnati | Jimmy Smith, WR, Jacksonville | 2 | Last Season | ENRON dealt Priest Holmes, RB, Kansas City and their 3rd round pick of the 2003 SFFL Draft (#34 | |
| 4 | Onterrio Smith, RB, Minnesota | Shaun Alexander, RB, Seattle | Peerless Price, WR, Atlanta | overall) to THE ARCH ANGELS in exchange for Torry Holt, WR, St. Louis and their 1st round pick of | |||
| 5 | Andre Johnson, WR, Houston | Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis | Andre Davis, WR, Cleveland | the 2003 SFFL Draft (#1 overall) with the understanding that if THE ARCH ANGELS should draw either | |||
| 6 | Charles Rogers, WR, Detroit | Terry Glenn, WR, Dallas | Buccaneers Defense | the #1, #2 or #3 overall draft pick in the 2004 SFFL Draft, then THE ARCH ANGELS and ENRON will | |||
| 7 | Tony Gonzalez, TE, Kansas City | swap draft picks in the 1st round unless ENRON draws a draft pick ahead of THE ARCH ANGELS | |||||
| The Ho Train | Wide Right | Know Your Damn Roles | 3 | Preseason | KNOW YOUR DAMN ROLES traded Willis McGahee, RB, Buffalo and their 1st and 3rd round picks of the | ||
| 1 | Brad Johnson, QB, Tampa Bay | Marc Bulger, QB, St. Louis | Daunte Culpepper, QB, Minnesota | 2004 SFFL Draft (#9 and #32 overall) to DUBYA for Corey Dillon, RB, New England and their 3rd | |||
| 2 | Michael Bennett, RB, Minnesota | Deuce McAllister, RB, New Orleans | Ahman Green, RB, Green Bay | round pick of the 2004 SFFL Draft (#34 overall) | |||
| 3 | Stephen Davis, RB, Carolina | Chris Brown, RB, Tennessee | Willis McGahee, RB, Buffalo | ||||
| 4 | Randy Moss, WR, Minnesota | Eric Moulds, WR, Buffalo | Torry Holt, WR, St. Louis | ||||
| 5 | Derrick Mason, WR, Tennessee | Ashley Lelie, WR, Denver | Terrell Owens, WR, Philadelphia | ||||
| 6 | Marcus Pollard, TE, Indianapolis | Dolphins Defense | Todd Heap, TE, Baltimore | ||||
| 7 | |||||||
| The Arch Angels | Back In Time | Dubya | |||||
| 1 | Priest Holmes, RB, Kansas City | Steve McNair, QB, Tennessee | Brett Favre, QB, Green Bay | ||||
| 2 | Tiki Barber, RB, NY Giants | Trent Green, QB, Kansas City | Joey Harrington, QB, Detroit | ||||
| 3 | Plaxico Burress, WR, Pittsburgh | Domanick Davis, RB, Houston | Corey Dillon, RB, New England | ||||
| 4 | Amani Toomer, WR, NY Giants | Rudi Johnson, RB, Cincinnati | Charlie Garner, RB, Tampa Bay | ||||
| 5 | Antonio Gates, TE, San Diego | Laveranues Coles, WR, Washington | Hines Ward, WR, Pittsburgh | ||||
| 6 | Patriots Defense | Anquan Boldin, WR, Arizona | Chad Johnson, WR, Cincinnati | ||||
| 7 | |||||||
| Batesian Mimicry | The Lonely Pimpin Punters | The Tampons | |||||
| 1 | Michael Vick, QB, Atlanta | Donovan McNabb, QB, Philadelphia | Peyton Manning, QB, Indianapolis | ||||
| 2 | Kevan Barlow, RB, San Francisco | Clinton Portis, RB, Washington | Fred Taylor, RB, Jacksonville | ||||
| 3 | Keyshawn Johnson, WR, Dallas | Curtis Martin, RB, NY Jets | Travis Henry, RB, Buffalo | ||||
| 4 | Marvin Harrison, WR, Indianapolis | Santana Moss, WR, NY Jets | William Green, RB, Cleveland | ||||
| 5 | Jeremy Shockey, TE, NY Giants | Darrell Jackson, WR, Seattle | Koren Robinson, WR, Seattle | ||||
| 6 | Eagles Defense | Alge Crumpler, TE, Atlanta | Randy McMichael, TE, Miami | ||||
| 7 | |||||||
| Round 1 | |||||||
| 1 | Kellen Winslow, Jr., Cleveland | TE | The Blackouts | ||||
| 2 | Tatum Bell, RB, Denver | RB | Left Behind | ||||
| 3 | Aaron Brooks, New Orleans | QB | The Lonely Pimpin Punters | ||||
| 4 | Larry Fitzgerald, Arizona | WR | The Tampons | ||||
| 5 | Steven Jackson, St. Louis | RB | Chicano Pride | ||||
| 6 | Kevin Jones, Detroit | RB | Enron | ||||
| 7 | Reggie Williams, Jacksonville | WR | Wide Right | ||||
| 8 | Brian Westbrook, Philadelphia | RB | The Arch Angels | ||||
| 9 | Lee Suggs, Cleveland | RB | Dubya (From Trade 3) | ||||
| 10 | Eli Manning, NY Giants | QB | The Ho Train | ||||
| 11 | Marcel Shipp, Arizona | RB | Dubya | ||||
| 12 | Eddie George, Dallas | RB | Batesian Mimicry | ||||
| Round 2 | |||||||
| 13 | Donte Stallworth, New Orleans | WR | Batesian Mimicry | ||||
| 14 | Ravens Defense | Team D | Dubya | ||||
| 15 | Steve Smith, Carolina | WR | The Ho Train | ||||
| 16 | Rashuan Woods, San Francisco | WR | Batesian Mimicry (From Trade 1) | ||||
| 17 | David Carr, Houston | QB | The Arch Angels | ||||
| 18 | Julius Jones, Dallas | RB | Wide Right | ||||
| 19 | Raiders Defense | Team D | Enron | ||||
| 20 | Brandon Lloyd, San Francisco | WR | Chicano Pride | ||||
| 21 | Roy Williams, Detroit | WR | The Tampons | ||||
| 22 | Joe Horn, New Orleans | WR | The Lonely Pimpin Punters | ||||
| 23 | Cowboys Defense | Team D | Left Behind | ||||
| 24 | Thomas Jones, Chicago | RB | The Blackouts | ||||
| Round 3 | |||||||
| 25 | Boo Williams, New Orleans | TE | Left Behind | ||||
| 26 | Mike Vanderjagt, Indianapolis | K | The Lonely Pimpin Punters | ||||
| 27 | Jerry Porter, Oakland | WR | The Tampons | ||||
| 28 | Panthers Defense | Team D | Chicano Pride | ||||
| 29 | Javon Walker, Green Bay | WR | Enron | ||||
| 30 | Travis Minor, Miami | RB | The Blackouts | ||||
| 31 | Justin McCareins, NY Jets | WR | The Arch Angels | ||||
| 32 | L.J. Smith, Philadelphia | TE | Dubya (From Trade 3) | ||||
| 33 | T.J. Duckett, Atlanta | RB | The Ho Train | ||||
| 34 | Quentin Griffin, Denver | RB | Know Your Damn Roles | ||||
| 35 | Duce Staley, Pittsburgh | RB | Batesian Mimicry | ||||
| 36 | DeShaun Foster, Carolina | RB | Wide Right | ||||
| Round 4 | |||||||
| 37 | Chris Chambers, Miami | WR | Wide Right | ||||
| 38 | Itula Mili, Seattle | TE | Batesian Mimicry | ||||
| 39 | David Akers, Philadelphia | K | Dubya | ||||
| 40 | Jeff Wilkins, St. Louis | K | The Ho Train | ||||
| 41 | Rod Smith, Denver | WR | Know Your Damn Roles | ||||
| 42 | Ryan Longwell, Green Bay | K | The Arch Angels | ||||
| 43 | David Boston, Miami | WR | The Blackouts | ||||
| 44 | Teyo Johnson, Oakland | TE | Enron | ||||
| 45 | Jed Weaver, Denver | TE | Chicano Pride | ||||
| 46 | Freddie Jones, Arizona | TE | The Tampons | ||||
| 47 | Garrison Hearst, Denver | RB | The Lonely Pimpin Punters | ||||
| 48 | Keenan McCardell, Tampa Bay | WR | Left Behind | ||||
| Round 5 | |||||||
| 49 | Marty Booker, Chicago | WR | The Lonely Pimpin Punters | ||||
| 50 | Bills Defense | Team D | The Tampons | ||||
| 51 | Peter Warrick, Cincinnati | WR | Chicano Pride | ||||
| 52 | Marcus Robinson, Minnesota | WR | Enron | ||||
| 53 | Jason Elam, Denver | K | The Blackouts | ||||
| 54 | Justin Fargas, Oakland | RB | Left Behind | ||||
| 55 | Josh McCown, Arizona | QB | Know Your Damn Roles | ||||
| 56 | Titans Defense | Team D | The Ho Train | ||||
| 57 | Isaac Bruce, St. Louis | WR | Dubya | ||||
| 58 | Chester Taylor, Baltimore | RB | Batesian Mimicry | ||||
| 59 | Dallas Clark, Indianapolis | TE | Wide Right | ||||
| 60 | Mark Brunell, Washington | QB | The Arch Angels | ||||
| Round 6 | |||||||
| 61 | Larry Johnson, Kansas City | RB | The Arch Angels | ||||
| 62 | Philip Rivers, San Diego | QB | Wide Right | ||||
| 63 | Drew Bledsoe, Buffalo | QB | Batesian Mimicry | ||||
| 64 | David Givens, New England | WR | Dubya | ||||
| 65 | Reggie Wayne, Indianapolis | WR | The Ho Train | ||||
| 66 | Falcons Defense | Team D | Know Your Damn Roles | ||||
| 67 | Antwaan Randle-El, Pittsburgh | WR | Left Behind | ||||
| 68 | Warrick Dunn, Atlanta | RB | The Blackouts | ||||
| 69 | Ricky Williams, Free Agent | RB | Enron | ||||
| 70 | Emmitt Smith, Arizona | RB | Chicano Pride | ||||
| 71 | Anthony Thomas, Chicago | RB | The Tampons | ||||
| 72 | Donald Driver, Green Bay | WR | The Lonely Pimpin Punters | ||||
| Round 7 | |||||||
| 73 | Adam Vinatieri, New England | K | The Tampons | ||||
| 74 | Joey Galloway, Tampa Bay | WR | Chicano Pride | ||||
| 75 | Morten Anderson, Kansas City | K | Enron | ||||
| 76 | Drew Bennett, Tennessee | WR | The Blackouts | ||||
| 77 | Michael Jenkins, Atlanta | WR | Left Behind | ||||
| 78 | Chris Perry, Cincinnati | RB | The Lonely Pimpin Punters | ||||
| 79 | Quincy Carter, Dallas | QB | The Ho Train | ||||
| 80 | Lee Evans, Buffalo | WR | Dubya | ||||
| 81 | Ron Dayne, NY Giants | RB | Batesian Mimicry | ||||
| 82 | Josh Brown, Seattle | K | Wide Right | ||||
| 83 | Tyrone Calico, Tennessee | WR | The Arch Angels | ||||
| 84 | Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh | QB | Know Your Damn Roles | ||||
| Round 8 | |||||||
| 85 | Quincy Morgan, Cleveland | WR | Know Your Damn Roles | ||||
| 86 | Kevin Johnson, Baltimore | WR | The Arch Angels | ||||
| 87 | Jake Plummer, Denver | QB | Wide Right | ||||
| 88 | Sebastian Janikowski, Oakland | K | Batesian Mimicry | ||||
| 89 | Daniel Graham, New England | TE | Dubya | ||||
| 90 | Jerry Rice, Oakland | WR | The Ho Train | ||||
| 91 | Colts Defense | Team D | The Lonely Pimpin Punters | ||||
| 92 | Deion Branch, New England | WR | Left Behind | ||||
| 93 | Rod Gardner, Washington | WR | The Blackouts | ||||
| 94 | Vikings Defense | Team D | Enron | ||||
| 95 | Jay Feely, Atlanta | K | Chicano Pride | ||||
| 96 | Jake Delhomme, Carolina | QB | The Tampons | ||||
| Round 9 | |||||||
| 97 | Ike Hilliard, NY Giants | WR | Chicano Pride | ||||
| 98 | Aaron Elling, Minnesota | K | Enron | ||||
| 99 | Kerry Collins, Oakland | QB | The Blackouts | ||||
| 100 | Rex Grossman, Chicago | QB | Left Behind | ||||
| 101 | Dante Hall, Kansas City | WR | The Lonely Pimpin Punters | ||||
| 102 | Rams Defense | Team D | The Tampons | ||||
| 103 | Drew Henson, Dallas | QB | Dubya | ||||
| 104 | Antowain Smith, Tennessee | RB | Batesian Mimicry | ||||
| 105 | Jason Witten, Dallas | TE | Wide Right | ||||
| 106 | Correll Buckhalter, Philadelphia | RB | The Arch Angels | ||||
| 107 | Greg Jones, Jacksonville | RB | Know Your Damn Roles | ||||
| 108 | LaBrandon Toefield, Jacksonville | RB | The Ho Train | ||||
| Round 10 | |||||||
| 109 | Kurt Warner, NY Giants | QB | The Ho Train | ||||
| 110 | Najeh Davenport, Green Bay | RB | Know Your Damn Roles | ||||
| 111 | Tommy Maddox, Pittsburgh | QB | The Arch Angels | ||||
| 112 | Michael Clayton, Tampa Bay | WR | Wide Right | ||||
| 113 | Forfeited | Batesian Mimicry | |||||
| 114 | Forfeited | Dubya | |||||
| 115 | Travis Taylor, Baltimore | WR | The Tampons | ||||
| 116 | Matt Fordyce, Arizona | K | The Lonely Pimpin Punters | ||||
| 117 | Moe Williams, Minnesota | RB | Left Behind | ||||
| 118 | Tyrone Wheatley, Oakland | RB | The Blackouts | ||||
| 119 | Forfeited | Enron | |||||
| 120 | Lamar Gordon, St. Louis | RB | Chicano Pride |